Bitches Love Leaves

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The summer ends and suddenly fall and cold weather is quickly upon us. While most sane people become irritated, bitches get more excited than the gays do when a new Britney track comes out (they ALL want a hot Bugatti now). Why? Because bitches love fall. Bitches love leaves, layers, and circle scarves. While the pastels of spring and the neon accents of summer were exciting and fun, fall and autumn is back in full swing, and like always, these “warm” tones are littered throughout the world of social media. Instagram is full of oranges and deep yellows mixed with reds and browns. Wind is captured in pictures through the perfectly done hair of the twenty something duck-facing her way through a solo photo shoot.

Bitches love leaves and pumpkins especially. It’s like pairing a perfect statement necklace with the favourite chill sweater and we all know how much bitches like accessories. Leaves and pumpkins make the Instagram picture that much more fall-like. And OMG let’s carve pumpkins! Wait, OMG… Guys… we can have a girls night! Bitches also love girls nights. What the fuck is a girls night? Nothing I ever want to be apart of. It sounds like a black hole of feelings and Pinot Grigio. But the girls night will happen and they, the Bitches, will no doubt go outside and hold up leaves as if Terry Richardson himself was giving them the thumbs up from behind the lens. He’s not. Put the leaves down. Don’t blow them away into the sunset on your grandpa’s farm. Just, do less. Leave the leaves alone.

Bitches love fall. They love leaves and selfies and golden shades of brown and the smell of pumpkin pie. They love Trance-giving and drinking their parent’s expensive wines. Bitches love leaves.